Singing Ivories
Newsletter
Thursday, 12 March
2009
Written and published
by
David Fritz Mr Music
Table of contents
1.
Overture.
2. "Another day in paradise".
3. Intermission: The
cheapest medicine ... and the best.
4. "Remember when it
rained".
5. Encore.
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1. Overture.
Last Saturday my helpers and I spent a
wonderful
morning as guests of Marie Ras at a function she arranged
at
Allen Park retirement village.
The hall was beautifully
decorated and hostesses
took charge of a table each, providing the food and
drinks for the
guests at their table.
There were gifts for all, a few lucky-draw
prizes and
even a couple of small competitions with lovely
prizes.
the snacks and food was delicious, home-cooked with loads
of love,
the drinks refreshing and the company excellent.
And
the entertainment?
Two of South Africa's well-known personalities.
Trevor Nasser provided
relaxing music on guitar and mandolin, and Niekie van
der Berg,
announcer from "Radio Sonder Grense", regaled us with
anecdotes from his experience as announcer and sport
commentator.
What a wonderful time all of us had, and tickets were
only R50 each: for all this!
Pssst - can you keep a
secret?
I hear there's another function at Allen Park again on
Friday evening, 22 May, and I will be playing the music!
Okay, enough playing for now. Let's get
down to the serious business
of the newsletter.
2. "another day in
paradise".
My options for songs with "new" are
limited, so I
decided to use a song with the word "another" in the
title
to introduce this "new" section of my newsletter this
week.
I have started many new things since the beginning of the
year,
have done something new this week, and plan on doing something
new
for next week.
Just watch this space.
- Musical term explained:
Forte
Forte, pronounced fortay, means the
opposite of last week's music term.
Forte means loud, whereas piano means
soft.
- Subscribe-to-newsletter link
I always encourage my readers to pass the
newsletter on to someone
they think might enjoy it.
Thus someone might be reading this
newsletter right now, without
actually being subscribed to
it.
That's not a problem, but maybe the "somebody" might want to
receive
this newsletter directly.
Maybe the "somebody" would
like to make use of the free
and/or highly discounted products and services
that are only
available to my subscribers.
Either way, between
the table of contents and the first article,
there will now always be a link
provided for you to click on
to subscribe to this newsletter.
- Fax number
Look at my signature at the bottom of this
newsletter,
and you'll see my fax number.
Feel free to pass it
on to someone who may need it,
and feel free to contact me via the fax
number, if you wish.
- New album
It's recording
time again ...
- Animal Zone - Rescue Squad
I had my hands full with this story, but
what matters
is that by 21h00 on Friday night it was up on the
Animal
Zone website.
Meg, an abandoned Border Collie's, new-born puppies
were swept
into a narrow hole by a mud slide. Now what?!
If you
have not read it yet, please read it at:
http://www.mr-music.co.za/animalzone/
You can use the link at the bottom of the
story page itself
to pass your comments directly to Ellen.
- Competition
From next week
on there will be regular competitions on my site.
Full details will be
provided in next week's issue.
- Private functions
- Having a gala dinner?
- Celebrating a
divorce, a reunion or any other milestone?
- Having your MP or political
candidate over for dinner?
- Fund raising?
- Getting
engaged?
Why not turn it into an unforgettable occasion with me
providing the
music?
Near or far, for 2 or 200, at dusk or
dawn:
I will come and add my magic touch to turn your event into
something memorable.
Not to mention the publicity you'll get
via my site and newsletter!
You know the drill by now: just e-mail me
with details,
I will respond with a written quote, then we'll take things
from there.
So just e-mail me at:
david@mr-music.co.za
3. Intermission.
The cheapest medicine ... and the
best
by Alexander Green
When I was eleven, my friend Rocky Wagner
came over for a sleepover.
You can't really get into too much trouble
when you're eleven. (That
comes later.) But we did our best anyway. We
raided the kitchen. We
snuck out the window. We got into my parents' Cold
Duck. (Not bad.)
Around 2 a.m., however, my Mom startled me
when she flicked on the
hallway light just as we were creeping in the front
door and I spilled
a bucket of tadpoles in the foyer.
Exactly why I was carrying a bucket of
tadpoles around at two in the
morning eludes me now. But I vividly recall a
couple hundred of them
wriggling around on the floor - and that my mother
was not amused.
At least, she wasn't then. Now, apparently,
it was hilarious. She
practically tears up every time she tells this story.
And she remembers
every detail. ("They were pollywogs, not tadpoles.")
Funny how time changes our
perceptions.
My friend Rodney, for example, has a foot
that is badly scarred. When
he was walking to school in first grade, a woman
driving by ran over
it. Aware that she had hit something, she backed up to
get a better
look and ran over it again. She then got out of the car, set
Rodney on
the side of the road, and sped off.
You hear this story and want to be
appalled. But you can't. Because the
way Rodney tells it - with his hangdog
expression and deadpan
delivery - you end up busting a gut instead.
If we only knew how we'd look back on our
troubles someday, maybe we
could laugh at them now.
As the British poet Samuel Butler said, "A
sense of humor keen enough
to show a man his own absurdities, as well as
those of other people,
will keep him from the commission of all sins, or
nearly all, save
those that are worth committing."
Science is proving that laughter really is
the best medicine. A recent
study done at the University of Maryland Medical
Center shows a good
laugh can lower your blood pressure, protect your heart,
improve brain
functioning, elevate your mood and reduce stress.
Laughter is a workout for your diaphragm,
as well as your respiratory
and facial muscles. It tones intestinal
functioning and strengthens the
muscles that hold the abdominal organs in
place. (Who couldn't use
that?)
Hearty laughter can even burn calories
equivalent to several minutes on
the rowing machine or exercise
bike.
And the alternative? As Henry Ward Beecher
said, "A person without a
sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -
jolted by every pebble
in the road."
Moreover, studies show that distressing
emotions - anger, anxiety,
stress, depression - are often related to heart
disease. The quickest
relief - cheap, effective and readily available - is a
good laugh.
Laughter relaxes us, connects us to others,
and enhances our ability to
fight disease.
So lighten up. Yes, the economy is bad. You
may have more than your
fair share of personal problems, too. But as George
Bernard Shaw
pointed out, "The world does not cease to be funny when people
die any
more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
If the folks in your household aren't
exactly filled with mirth right
now, try renting an antic movie like
"Arthur," "Airplane!" or "Young
Frankenstein." (Sorry, my humor isn't
terribly highbrow.)
If you're a reader, let me recommend "The
Life and Times of the
Thunderbolt Kid" by Bill Bryson, "Me Talk Pretty One
Day" by David
Sedaris, or "Carry On, Jeeves" by the master himself, P.G.
Wodehouse -
all guaranteed to elicit great gales of laughter.
Stand-up comics can also provide welcome
relief when life starts
feeling like one damned thing after another.
You can check out a local comedy club or
catch a great comic on video.
Some of my favorites are Rita Rudner ("My
grandmother buried three
husbands - and two of them were just napping"),
Steven Wright
("I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now he's gone"), Gary
Shandling ("They say oysters improve your sex
life, but it hasn't worked for
me. Maybe I'm putting them on too
soon") and Jeff Foxworthy ("Changing
a diaper is kinda like opening a
birthday present from your grandmother. You
never know what's inside
but you're pretty sure you're not gonna like
it").
Humor is a powerful, emotional medicine. It
lowers stress, dissolves
anger and unites families. More importantly,
it reminds us that our
troubles may not be as earthshaking as they
appear.
As the Zen monk Shunryu Suzuki said, "When
you can laugh at yourself,
there is enlightenment."
Carpe Diem,
Alex
4. "Remember when it
rained".
As you know by now, I always try and find a
song with "remember",
remind" or something to do with "memory" in the title
for this section
of the newsletter in which I remind you of some important
things
The song for this issue of the newsletter
is
"Remember when it rained", sung by Josh Groban,
written by Josh
Groban and Eric Mouquet.
Make this week memorable by diarizing and
doing as suggested below:
- DATES TO DIARIZE
- 11 April - Two oceans marathon
- 22
April - Election day
- THINGS TO DO THIS WEEK
- Drink
green tea
- Go for a picnic
- When at a toll gate, pay the fee for the car
behind you
- Give your old shoes to a charity or a person in need
- Print
this newsletter and leave it at your hair dresser
5. Encore
So what is this stuff about English being
easy? There is
a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than
any
other two-letter word in the English language -- and that
is the word
"UP."
It's easy to understand UP (meaning toward the sky or at
the top of
the list) but when we awaken in the morning,
why do we wake UP?
At a
meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP
and why are the
officers UP for election and why is it UP
to the secretary to write UP a
report?
We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room,
polish
UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP
the kitchen. We
lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the
old car.
At other times the
little word has real special meaning.
People stir UP trouble, line UP for
tickets, work UP an
appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one
thing but to be dressed UP is special.
And this UP is confusing: A drain must
be opened UP
because it is blocked UP.
We open UP a store in the morning,
but we close it UP at
night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP
!
To understand the proper uses of UP, look it UP in the
dictionary. In a
desk size dictionary, the word up takes
UP almost a quarter page and it adds
UP to about thirty
definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try
building UP a list of
the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of
your
time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a
hundred or
more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When
the sun
comes out we say it is clearing UP .
When it rains, it wets UP the earth.
When it doesn't rain
for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on and on,
but I'll wrap it UP for now.
My time is UP, so ... I'll just shut
UP !
"When you're down and troubled;
and you
need some loving care;
and nothing, nothing is going right;
close your
eyes and think of me;
and soon I will be there;
to brighten up even your
darkest night.
You just call out my name;
and you know wherever
I am;
I'll come running to see you again;
winter, spring, summer or
fall;
all you have to do is call;
and I'll be there;
you've got a
friend.
If the sky above you;
grows dark and full of
clouds;
and that old north wind begins to blow;
keep you head
together;
and call my name out loud;
soon you'll hear me knocking at you
door.
You just call out my name;
and you know
wherever I am;
I'll come running to see you again;
winter, spring, summer
or fall;
all you have to do is call;
and I'll be there.
ain't it good to know that you've got a
friend;
when people can be so cold;
they'll hurt you, and desert
you;
and take your soul if you let them;
but don't you let
them.
You just call out my name;
and you know
wherever I am;
I'll come running to see you again;
winter, spring, summer
or fall;
all you have to do is call;
and I'll be there;
you've got a
friend;
you've got a friend;
you've got a friend."
Love and the best music
David
Mr Music
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