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1. Overture.
"Do all the good you can,
by all the means you can,
in all the
ways you can,
in all the places you can,
at all the times you can,
to
all the people you can,
as long as ever you can."
- John Wesley
"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust
my sails to
always reach my destination."
- Jimmy Dean
...
Welcome to the second issue for June.
This was the week of short notice events.
Saturday I spent the morning at Maryvale College Primary School.
It was their open day and I had the privilege to
organize the sound for
the event.
As always the principal, Elizabeth, and staff went out of their way to
make us feel at home, also treating us with coffees, cake and
cool
drinks.
Monday evening I did a live interview on Valley FM.
This was also
arranged at short notice, but it went off very well.
As soon as I receive a copy of the interview I will put it
up on my
website for you to listen to.
Winner of music quiz 1
Last week I sprung a surprise music quiz on you
in the main article
with one of my CDs, winner's
choice, as prize.
I am glad to say that there is a winner, sad to say
that very few even
bothered to enter.
Congratulations, Cliff Richard style, to Nigel Archer whose entry
was
the first correct one.
Nigel, your prize should be in your hands by Sunday!
Did you know?
What is the difference between a pig and a hog?
In the United States, the term "pig" refers to a younger domesticated swine
weighing less than 50 kilograms, while the term "hog" refers to
older swine
weighing more than 50 kilograms.
In Great Britain all domesticated swine are referred to as pigs.
Blog
Main article
This week we take a look with Brian Vaszily at sandwiches:
"What your
favourite sandwich says about your personality
and love life". Scroll down
to section 3 to read it.
Gift
Remember that you don't pay for any gift, so why
not grab and enjoy the
gifts on offer?
Being the second week of the month, it's your turn to receive
another
e-book. Scroll down to section 2 for details and
download
instructions.
Ready? Grab a cup of your favourite beverage now and spend
20
relaxing minutes with me!
2. "Carried Away".
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CD-OF-THE-MONTH
The CD-of-the-month for June 2010 is
Soothing
Ivories volume
1
Promotion price: only R90 (postage included)
To buy, to listen to samples of the tracks
and for more info, click on
the link below:
Today I brought another piano piece by John Albert Thomas,
"Carried
Away", from his album Daddy Daughter Dance,
to usher us into this section of
my newsletter in
which I discuss new and recent events.
- MUSICAL TERM EXPLAINED: Tuning fork
The tuning fork is an English invention of the early 18th century. It
is a two-pronged metal device used to give a note of fixed pitch when
struck against a hard surface.
It is used for the tuning of instruments to a standard pitch.
- CD's FOR SALE
Below is a list of all my CD's available for purchase.
Note: the prices
exclude postage/delivery, which
normally runs to +-R40.
To purchase, simply click on the link provided under
each CD
above.
All my albums, but especially the soothing ivories series,
are very
unique and very special.
None of my albums are available in stores, making
them
ideal to give as special presents.
- MUSIC FOR FUNCTIONS
By now you know that you can contact me to provide any kind of
music,
for any type of function.
Although I specialize in performing as pianist, I
also appear in other
groups, e.g. as keyboardist for
Sounds Exciting, even as DJ myself.
Near or far, for 2 or 200, at dusk or dawn:
I will come and add my
magic touch to turn your event into
something memorable.
Not
to mention the publicity you'll get via my site and newsletter!
You know the drill by now: just e-mail me with details,
I will respond
with a written quote, then we'll take things from there.
Just e-mail me
at:
david@mr-music.co.za
- YOUR GIFTS
- MP3-of-the-month
With every first issue of the month I give you
a unique and special
piece of music.
Unique, because you cannot buy it or download it
anywhere else!
Special, because these are pieces I have composed or will compose,
play
and record myself, and which I will only make available to
you, at no
cost.
- E-book-of-the-month
Every second Thursday of the month you can look forward
to receiving
another e-book at 0-cost.
Fear manifests in many ways: from the blatant feeling of fear to
procrastination of certain tasks.
The point is that fear hold us back and
prevents us from being all we
can be.
This month's gift is a book called "22 Tools To Transform Fear".
- Ring-tone-of-the-month
On the third Thursday of every month I give you a ring tone: something
smooth/cool/romantic/sophisticated, so that you never have to cringe,
no
matter when or where your phone rings.
- Recipe-of-the-month
With the fourth issue of every month you will
be receiving a recipe.
Not just any recipe, but one that I invented
and concocted successfully
myself.
3. Intermission.
What Your Favourite Sandwich Says About Your
Personality and Love
Life
by Brian Vaszily, Founder of IntenseExperiences.com
You can tell a lot about a person, including if they are right for you
romantically, by the sandwich they prefer. That’s not exactly an old adage, but
with this recent sandwich personality study it may
become one.
So let’s start with John Montague. He was the 4th Earl of Sandwich
(1718-1792), and he held various military and political offices in Britain. But
today he is most known as the man who popularized the sandwich.
sandwich personality
Myth has it that Montague, an avid gambler, preferred sandwiches because
they were fast and easy meals that didn’t interfere with his gambling. It is
more likely that Montague just liked the food creation in general.
Today, over 300 million of the Earl of Sandwich’s namesake are consumed
daily in the United States alone.
World's Most Expensive Sandwich
And from the baloney slice slapped on white bread appreciated by school
children and prisoners alike to the world’s most
expensive sandwich, the von
Essen Platinum Club Sandwich (made of Iberico ham, poulet de Bresse, white
truffles, quail eggs, semi-dried Italian tomatoes and 24-hour fermented sour
dough bread; head to Cliveden’s Waldo Restaurant in Berkshire, U.K. to get yours
for just
$197 each!)
Sandwiches certainly can be convenient and satisfying meals.
But the recent study conducted by Dr. Alan Hirsch of the Chicago-based
Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation shows that the sandwiches you
prefer can say a lot about your personality and even the romantic partners for
which you are best suited.
Best Foods and Hellmans commissioned the research, in case you are
wondering as I did who would pay for such a thing. (While the sandwiches chosen
for the study are all very popular, you’ll notice a typical ingredient in all of
them is mayonnaise; no peanut butter and jelly sandwiches here!)
For the study, the nearly 3000 participants underwent standardized
comprehensive psychiatric and personality tests to identify their character
traits and behaviours.
By comparing the personality test results and survey responses, the study
revealed a strong correlation between sandwich choices and personality
traits.
What’s Your Favourite?
Below are the sandwiches and the personality types who strongly tend to
prefer them, as well as the other sandwich types they are most compatible
with.
BEFORE reading the descriptions, scan this list and note which you most
prefer, and then see how valid this study is for you personally. (As for me, I
love egg salad sandwiches and bacon lettuce and tomato sandwiches equally; this
study may be on to something indeed!)
The Club
: Individuals who prefer the Club sandwich are often agreeable and
unselfish. Club sandwich eaters are reliable and strongly devoted to work as
well as relationships.
The best words to describe those who prefer the club sandwich:
committed
and loyal.
Club sandwich fans are most compatible with those who chose Club,
BLT, or turkey.
Ham and Cheese
: Ham and cheese sandwich lovers are curious and have a wide range of
interests.
They are most productive and creative when working alone without direct
supervision.
The best words to describe those who prefer the ham and cheese sandwich:
thoughtful and inquisitive.
Ham and cheese sandwich lovers are often independent without strong
romantic ties.
Turkey
: Those who prefer the turkey sandwich are freethinkers. They function best
when given space at work and in relationships.
The best words to describe those who prefer the turkey
sandwich:
creative and rebellious.
Turkey sandwich lovers are often attracted to other turkey sandwich
lovers.
Tuna Salad
: Tuna salad sandwich eaters are generally aggressive and
achievement-oriented. They are natural leaders and driven to succeed in both
work and personal relationships.
The best words to describe those who prefer the tuna salad
sandwich:
competitive and successful.
They are most romantically compatible with those who prefer egg salad
and others who also like tuna salad.
Egg Salad
: Egg salad enthusiasts are often the centre of attention. They are
entertaining and crave adventure.
The best words to describe those who prefer egg salad sandwich:
charming
and energetic.
Egg salad sandwich lovers are the "universal romantic" and they are
often compatible with all sandwich lovers.
Chicken Salad
: Individuals that prefer the chicken salad sandwich are well adjusted and
empathic.
The best words to describe those who prefer chicken salad
sandwich:
easy-going and understanding.
They are most romantically compatible with those preferring egg salad
sandwiches.
Seafood Salad
: Similar to those who prefer the Club sandwich, seafood salad sandwich
fans are described as agreeable and unselfish. They seek comfort in close,
secure relationships.
The best words to describe those who prefer seafood sandwich:
committed
and loyal.
They are most romantically compatible with those who prefer the BLT
or seafood salad sandwich.
Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato
: BLT lovers are conscientious perfectionists. They are devoted in all
areas of their lives: work, home and relationships.
The best words to describe those who prefer
the BLT sandwich:
honest
and full of integrity.
BLT sandwich lovers are most compatible with those who prefer seafood
salad sandwich.
So now try this
: email your friends, family and especially your significant other or
potential significant other(s) and find out which of the above sandwiches they
most prefer.
Then see how valid the above descriptions are, and forward this
to them.
And if you are looking for love, or wondering if you belong in your current
relationship, remember: the answers are in the sandwich.
4. "Dance On".
Today I brought "Dance On", by The Shadows,
to lead us into this
section of the newsletter
in which I remind you of things to diarize and
do.
Click on the link below to listen to an excerpt from the
piece:
http://www.mr-music.co.za/sample-0188.mp3
Thank you to all of you who are doing some and/or
all of the things
suggested. May you have lots of fun doing them.
Make this another
memorable week by diarizing and
doing as suggested below:
- DATES TO DIARIZE
- 20 June - 13h00-15h00, Sappi Sunday Picnic Concert,
Walter
Sisulu National Botanical Garden, Roodepoort
Eclips
Making
their debut appearance at Sappi Sunday Picnic Concerts, the amazing
recording duo ‘ Eclips’ comprising Lizelle Botes (violin)
and Emerie
de Klerk (cello), will get your feet tapping to their vibrant
brand of symphonic pop and traditional South
African music
- 04
July - 13h00-15h00, Sappi Sunday Picnic Concert,
Walter Sisulu
National Botanical Garden, Roodepoort
Watershed (Concert levy
will start from 8am)
Appearing for the first time at the Sappi Sunday
Picnic Concerts,
as a special 10th Anniversary treat, one of
South Africa’s leading bands ‘Watershed’ will perform their
greatest hits from their newly released CD
- THINGS TO DO THIS WEEK
- Drink cocoa
- Visit an art exhibition
- Buy a friend or colleague
their favourite magazine
- Take a pot of soup to your neighbours
- Please
send me a joke
5. Encore
I warned you ladies our turn was coming!
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is
installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash
without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car
window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash
required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window
up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(What is really funny is that most
of this part is
the Truth.!!!!)
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the
required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set hand brake, put
the window down.
4. Find handbag, empty all contents on to passenger seat to
locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang
up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow
easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8.
Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to
find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter
PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash
required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and
receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash
inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
chequebook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse
back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty handbag, locate card
holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate
male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull
off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27.
Release hand brake.
...
Today I'll take my leave with the very popular "My Way",
written by
Gilles Thibault and sung by Frank Sinatra.
"And now, the end is here;
and so I face the final curtain;
my
friend, I'll say it clear;
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain;
I've
lived a life that's full;
I travelled each and ev'ry highway;
and more,
much more than this, I did it my way.
Regrets, I've had a few;
but then again, too few to mention;
I did
what I had to do;
and saw it through without exemption;
I planned each
charted course;
each careful step along the byway;
and more, much more
than this, I did it my way.
Chorus
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew;
when I bit off more
than I could chew;
but through it all, when there was doubt;
I ate it up
and spit it out;
I faced it all and I stood tall;
and did it my way.
I've loved, I've laughed and cried;
I've had my fill, my share of
losing;
and now, as tears subside;
I find it all so amusing;
to think I
did all that;
and may I say, not in a shy way;
"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I
did it my way".
Chorus
For what is a man, what has he got;
if not himself, then he
has naught;
to say the things he truly feels;
and not the words of one who
kneels;
the record shows I took the blows;
and did it my way.
Instrumental interlude
Yes, it was my way."
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